John, that's as bad as the Italian father who was taken to his first baseball game by his son. The father learned to cheer and yell "RUN, RUN" everytime the home team got a hit. One of the team got a walk and as the player headed to first base the father yelled "RUN, RUN". The son says, "Papa, he doesn't have to run. He has four balls." The father then said, "Walk Proudly! Walk Proudly!"