... Beaumont, it's flat with no Mountains to obstruct your view of smog produced by local industry. We have beautiful brown water in our rivers and beaches. There are plenty of mosquitoes to shoot at in the backyard. The crime rate is moderate but we are working to get it up by attracting more gang violence to our area. Drivers here are friendly, most wave with one finger, letting you know they think you’re #1. The climate is great too the winters are warm, spring only last about 3 hours, and by mid-summer your grass is dead from the heat, and there is NO fall (everything’s already dead from the summer triple digit heat). I think you passed up the OBVIOUS choice in places to live…… BUT I could arrange, say an ‘exchange deal’ … maybe your place for mine??
Oh yea, I forgot... we have 100 year floods every 6 months! And nice breezes from the level 5 hurricanes! A kite flier's dream!