He's gotta be a lawyer. ...one that colors all lawyers with a tainted brush with his own actions. These are the parts of his terms that I find most interesting.
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"I reserve the right to refuse any bid(s) from those possessing a feedback structure of less than 100, without the bidder first seeking bid approval from me. As an extended precautionary measure, I also reserve the right to cancel any bid(s) from user(s) who may have a questionable performance as reflected on a feedback portfolio. In addition, there will be NO BIDS PERMITTED on this listing whatsoever, if the intended bidder is an eBay employee, as classified and outlined in the UI reserve the right to refuse any bid(s) from any member of the eBay site who have posted to the Trust & Safety (Safeharbor) and/or the Soapbox chat boards who have NOT requested bid approval prior to bidding. ser Agreement, nor a relative thereto.

"If you neglect to follow this simple right of mine, your bid will be extricated forthwith without any further notice to you. In addition, if you have ever posted (either past or present) and said derogatory things about ebay user basestealer or ebay user blissmeister, you are hereby under caution that your bid will be summarily canceled. The rights in this indenture are summarily applied to any and all and future usernames applicable singularly, whether by national or international localities in addition to the applicable laws thereto governing the same, as well as any agents employed therewith.
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Simply amazing!

Bob