I know it's real...
You see, my mother is being held captive by a well-known chip collector... oh, sure... he may already have the largest collection of chips known, but he's spent hundreds-of-thousands of dollars to amass his collection and he's now flat broke and is still missing the 10 most valuable chips! He told me... wait, I have to wipe the tears from my eyes to see the keyboard so I can type this... he told me if I could acquire the 10 most valuable chips, that he wouldn't harm my mother and would release her in the safest city in the world... Las Vegas. I beg of you, I am on my knees... Please... Please... Please have mercy on my mother and set her free in Las Vegas. If only 10 of the kindest-most considerate collectors (or maybe just 1) would each send me 1 (or all 10) of the most valuable chips... my mother will live to see my pathetic soul again... oh please help me!
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