Damn- I guess you guys are from a generation where you can get away with that.

Lucky you.

I did that kind of stuff about ten years ago, and the wife made it clear -- clean it up, and then make a new pop tart. Then she went to bed.

Of course when i joined her in bed (whether I did what she told me to do or not), she always had something much better than a pop tart for me. I have since learned to be self-reliant in the kitchen, and I've never had to be self-reliant in the bedroom. I guess it all works out in the end.