The way I heard it, "Normal" is a setting on the wash machine
NORMAL for me is using my Chip Rack 40x more than the phone book
NORMAL for me is getting more funny little envelopes in my mailbox than credit card applications
NORMAL for me is waking up and checking the ChipBoard BEFORE the weather channel
NORMAL for me is to blow off the mall and grab a hotdog at the swap meet.
NORMAL for me is briefing my 86 year old Grandmother who is taking a day cruise that "even IF they seem reluctant to sell her chips" (to take home), that she should "buy in", pick them up and HEAD to the bath room. (geez... I am EVIL )
NORMAL is to board the dog, hire a sitter (house and kid)and head to Vegas in June (ALONE). I go alone because I'm selfish. And for 5 days a year, I don't worry about "who is eating", "who is sleeping" or if "everyone is having a good time."
NORMAL is in the eyes of the beholder I guess...
some folks have "stars" in their eyes...
I keep mine in a binder
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