Wyatt is gone
The dog is sleeping
The house is clean, vacuumed and Pledged
It's raining so I can't wash the Jeep and
I've already eaten two turkey sandwiches...

What this means is I AM BORED

Contest is:
First person to find the post where Gene calls me a sick puppy (although that is not the "EXACT" wording since that'd be too easy! but it's close!) gets these 8 obsolete Harrah's Marina Paulson roulettes

YOU MUST POST "WHICH ARCHIVE" this is archived in (1-8) and A WORKING LINK TO GENE'S ACTUAL POST calling me such!

Hope someone gets this quickly 'cause I'm going shopping!