... used to have in their instructions:

.... remove from heat just before the last kernel pops.

We used to eat it at work all the time and would laugh at the instructions on the package. One day we wrote them and included their instructions off the package and asked, "Now tell us just how the hell do we know when the last one is going to pop?" We never got a reply, but sometime later (a year or so) we noticed no more ".. just before thelast kernel pops" in the instructions!

No wonder the instructions are the LAST thing we read!