I just got this email....

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:

1. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by
"Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand.

2. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You
will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

3. Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do
not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."