I bet the guy who started the Big Brothers program is rolling in his grave (if he's dead!)

Don't get me wrong, I like Al, but somehow I don't think the guy had in mind:

"Let's take some young man in need of a positive male figure in his life, and pair him up with a guy with a Mohawk and piercings (who is a fan of rock bands who spew vomit, blood and urine) and have him take the kid to the casinos."