A man and his family including the mother-in-law were vacationing in Jerusalem when the mother-in-law dropped dead from a heart attack. In making arrangements with the funeral director found that burial in Jerusalem only cost $150 but to ship the body back to the United States would cost over $5,000. The funeral director asked what the wishes were.
The man replied "Spare no expense. Send her back to the U.S.!"
The funeral director seeing such generosity towards the old lady said, "Sir, you must have really loved her dearly."
The man thought a moment and said "No, not really. I just remember a guy died here once and 3 days later he rose from the dead. Sir, I just can't take that chance!"