---GOOD:

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting

many. Then he discovered the problem - a 10-year-old boy was standing up

the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The

officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading

"TIPS" and a bucket full of change. (And we used to just sell lemonade.)

---BETTER:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated

radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the

police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another

mailed photo of Handcuffs.

---BEST:

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked

to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are

going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball. " He replied,

Highway Patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while

she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book,

got back on his motorcycle and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.