Ah, yes. Queen for a day. Who can tell the best sob-story? Of course, Jack Bailey was an former carnie man, so what could you expect? But I actually knew a lady who was a contestant on the show, and she truly was very needy. Unfortunately she didn't win.

I've been getting AARP applications for a long time, but I had a lot of fun kidding my wife the first time she got one.

Kerry