Substituting 'Soccer ' for football , a couple of years back a famous player admitted to abuse involving a white powdery substance .

In the next Premiership game , a Liverpool player - Robbie Fowler - scored a goal and to celebrate knelt at the edge of the penalty area and simulated snorting a line . He got into a lot of hot water over this and is no longer with the club .

Some people have no sense of humour