I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt on question #1 the correct answer was "Dirty Old Men" (just kidding).

Welcome to chip collecting! I am looking down the barrel of hurricane Lili, but I will put your chips in the mail as soon as you e-mail your address to me. Due to predicted 100+mph winds, they will be sent AIR MAIL from my house to the Post Office (and may be a bit damp) !

Again Welcome to the Club & the Board!