Reports are coming in from the Yucatan peninsula that while there is still very few Mexican cars that will actually run, they are all very clean! Due to the high winds and water it was like a giant natural car wash making house calls! The hurricane chase planes helped the situation by dropping packets of Jetwax into the eye of the storm. Once the storm crossed back into the Gulf where it regained it's water supply it headed straight into New Orleans. As the storm passed the streets and drunks have been cleaned up. The Louisiana governor was so impressed by the improvements made by hurricane Isadud that he is planning Mardi Gras for the next hurricane that way Louisiana will be spared the clean-up costs. Other government officials are wondering why this was not thought of long ago. Another benefit is the aftermath of the storm has left millions of pounds of crawfish in many of the living rooms of the poor where they are about to stage the world's largest crawfish boil!
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