OK- you all know me to be a hardcore party person. But I hope you also know me to be respectful as well. Which makes me laugh my butt off about the fact that i was evicted by a "pit boss" at the frigging Klondike tonight.

My wife and I roll over there after a concert at House Of Blues because we're bored and looking for a $2 game of blackjack. We sit down and play for about 2 hours before this new "pit boss" comes on (I put quotes around the phrase because the Klondike barely has a pit for anyone to be boss of). SO we're at a rowdy table, and my wife is the only lady present, so the language starts to go up a notch. And this loser jumps on me for using a particularly bad word. He could have been cool, but he threatens to kick me out. My wife responds by saying she doesn't f-ing mind, and that just makes him more mad. So I appologize (sincerely at this point), and we get on with the game. 30 minuts later, I slip and use the same bad phrase. He jumps off his chair to come over and yell at me. I appologize again, but he's having none of it. One more time and I'm out.

OK, fine. So an hour later I ask him for a meal. Now this is a hole where breakfast sells for $1.99. My wife and i bought in for $50 each, and have been playing for 3 or 4 hours. Sure, we've been running from $2 to $10 a hand, but it's the f-ing Klondike.

SO he tells me he doesn't comp a meal to anyone if they only play minimum. I ask him if he's nuts, tell him we've been up to $10 a hand, all I want is an order of french fries, and what's his problem. He tells me "no way."

So I tell him what I think he should do to himself (it rhymes with pluck). He freaks out and starts threatening me. I am laughing my butt off telling him he doesn't have the guts to come after me, and he calls security to kick me out. My wife and I are laughing as I tell security their boss is a moron, and we need to cash out from the cage first. Now we've done nothing wrong, so security escrots us to the cage and I flip the retard the bird as I cash out. That makes him angry, and he sends security after me to take down my license plate number in the parking lot.

OK, fine. Security knows he's nuts, they laugh about it with me. But this moron follows me into the parking lot and starts shouting obscenities at me. I was so anxious to fight him, but security and my wife were smart enough to keep us apart.

GOD I LOVE LAS VEGAS!!!!!!