....I usually drive the Dodge instead of the Pontiac. The cop said I was going 95 mph! But he only wrote me up for 75....what a guy...he could have just given me a warning!

When he walked up to the window I asked him "Wanna race?!"

He said, "Have you been drinking?"

I said, "Well...yeah....but it was HOURS ago." (Big fat lie) Then he blinded me with his flashlight!

Once he handed me the ticket to sign I said, "I guess this means you don't want to race huh?" He had NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHAT-SO-EVER.

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