I was in an elevator heading up to a doctor's appointment when a trembling man entered on the next floor. He was holding a plate of eggs and hash browns. Sunny-side up. He started ranting about how we were under attack, and how the World Trade Center had been bombed, and that a "plane had crashed on the mall (Wash, DC)"

I politely said "Oh, really?" and then quickly exited the elevator to get away from the lunatic.

In another 5 minutes, I was a lunatic too, albeit without the plate of eggs.

Jeff Wagg R-5774