Subject: investment advice
> >
> > If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
> > now be worth $49.00.
> >
> > If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
> > one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a
> > redemption
> > center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.00.
> >
> > Given the current conditions of the economy, my advice is to drink
> > heavily and recycle.