Elaine -- how about the couple who sleep in the nude, when the wife says Hon what's that dripping sound? The dutiful husband immediately begins a search for the source of the drip...drip....drip. He discovers the facet in the bathroom will not shut off completely. He begins the task of going under the vanity on all fours to the cutoff valve. His commotion awakes the family pet cat " CLAWS" who investigates the source of the noise and finds a new play toy dangling between his master's legs. Well with only one good swat the master raise up and knocked himself unconscious. The wife hearing the bam comes running to discover her husband and immediately calls 911. The EMT's arrive learn the victim is upstairs and take kits and strecher up. As they were bring him down, they querried the wife as to "what happened?" She explain the situation and the EMT's started laughing so hard they dropped the husband down the stairs breaking his leg. Believe it or not ----TRUE STORY