Two women were talking.
Sally made the statement,
"Men are like a deck of cards!"

Her friend, Mary Ann, asked her,
"What makes you think so?"

Sally said,
"Well... think about a deck of cards, and
what it contains. Here's how men are just like 'em:

You need a Heart to love them;
a Diamond to marry them;
a Club to batter them;"

Mary Ann asked
"What about the spade?
Where do spades come into it?

Sally continued,
"....and a Spade to bury the b-----ds"