"Here in New York you can not get a liquor license and have an an all nude strip club. You can have either one but not both. (of course I haven't been able to figure out why police officers can't get liquor licenses.)"

I got pulled over trying to drive home when I was 18 after getting admittedly drunk at a strip club owned by three local cops! Not kidding! The cop that pulled me over told me to sleep it off in the car after checking me out for whatever other stuff they checked you out for way back then.

Bob