A MAN WAS SITTING IN HIS BOAT WHEN HE HEARD A VOICE SAY, "PICK ME UP."

HE LOOKED AROUND AND COULD NOT SEE ANY ONE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS DREAMING WHEN HE HEARD THE VOICE AGAIN, "PICK ME UP."
HE LOOKED IN THE WATER AND THERE FLOATING ON THE TOP WAS A FROG.
THE MAN ASKED, "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME"?
THE FROG SAID, "YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU. PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND I'll TURN INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST WONDERFUL PLEASURES THAT YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED OF."

THE MAN LOOKED AT THE FROG, THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED IT UP CAREFULLY, PLACING IT IN HIS FRONT BREAST POCKET.

THE FROG ASKED, "ARE YOU NUTS??????? DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? I SAID KISS ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU PLEASURES LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD!!"

HE OPENED HIS POCKET, LOOKED AT THE FROG AND SAID,
"AT MY AGE I'D RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG."