Don't say I didn't warn you.

A man who wanted a dog to protect his business, visited a
kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man explained
to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest,
most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to
take the man on a tour of the premises.

After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came
upon a large dog, snarling loudly, and biting and clawing
at the cage. "He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack
dog," said the buyer.

"Well, he's not bad," replied the owner. "But I have a
different one in mind for you." They continued walking
around the premises, and after a while they found an even
larger, meaner dog than the first. He snarled at the two
men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage.

"Ah," said the buyer. "This must be the dog you were
referring to earlier."

"Well, no," said the owner. "I have something better in
mind for you." The men continued their tour. Eventually,
they came upon a large dog, panting heavily and lying
quietly on his side, licking his own butt. He seemed
unaware of the men's approach. "This is the dog I had in
mind for you," said the owner.

The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed.
"This dog is tame compared to the others; he doesn't even
act like an attack dog."

"I know he appears tame now," said the owner. "But you see,
he just ate a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out
of his mouth