Fred;
Sorry,this has nothing to do with craps,but I gotta tell you this story. Actually happened to me.

Driving through the Canadian border checkpoint on my way to an Alaskan cruise, I was asked if I had any alcohol, tobacco or firearms. I said no, of course and was waved through. On my journey home I crossed the Or., Calif border. They asked me, "Got any fruits or nuts."

Later........Rick