1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese
burgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to
the vault open and then chain the pens to the
counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics'
to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin
meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking
creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille lettering.