Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods,
all of a sudden
one
> > of
> > the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
cave. "Wooooo!
Wooooo!
> > Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he
listened very closely
until
> he
> > heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He
tore off his
clothes
and
> > ran
> > into the cave.
> > The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other
Indian what that was
all
> > about,
> > was the other Indian crazy or what?
> > "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during
mating season when
Indian
> > men
> > see cave, they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!'
into the opening. If
they
> get
> > an answer back, it means there is a girl in there
waiting to mate."
> > Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up
to the opening of
the
> > cave
> > stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> > Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" from
deep
> > inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran
into the cave.
> > The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone
for a while, and
then
he
> > came upon a great big cave. As he looked in
amazement at the size of
the
> > huge
> > opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the
size of this cave!
It
is
> > bigger than those the Indians found. There must be
some really big,
fine
> > women in this cave!" He stood in front of the
opening and hollered
with
> all
> > his might Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> > He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation,
and then he heard
the
> > answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam
in
his
> > eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave tearing off his

> clothes
> > as he ran.
> > The following day, the headline of Newspaper read
"NAKED HILLBILLY
RUN
> OVER
> > BY FREIGHT TRAIN."

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