Subject: Speeding

Monday Morning Laugh............

There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK.
He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. This is great," he
thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rearview mirror and there
was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and
siren blasting. I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and
he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled
over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up
with him. The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today
is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding; that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked back at the
Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I
thought you were bringing her back. "The State Trooper said, "Have a nice
day".