Mark was walking down the street eating Peanut M&Ms and Billy ran up and wanted some. Not wanting to share Mark told his friend. “Oh no, these are my Smart Pills and my doctor only gave me one dose.” Billy asked, “Can you get some for me?” Sure replied Mark. The next day Mark cleaned out his rabbit pens and saved a bag full of the rabbit droppings. Walking down the street Billy quickly joined, “Did you get ME some Smart Pills today???” he asked. “I sure did, a whole bag full!” Mark said. Billy downed a whole handful. “Hmmm, These don’t taste so good.” Billy grimaced. “Better eat some more,” Mark replied. Forcing down another handful Billy said “You know these really taste like sh*t.” Mark said “Quick, eat the rest they are starting to work!”
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