…from my attorneys!!!!

Geeeeez. First I get an e-mail from someone telling me that my likeness is being used without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. And another, shortly thereafter, alleging that certain slanderous remarks have been made besmirching my character. It is under these unfortunate circumstances that I visit the ChipBoard today, after an extended absence, to defend myself and to see what other trouble I can get into, if you’ll pardon the dangling participle.

Now, regarding Casinorama’s “security”… they were so busy switching between the Yankees and UCLA that they wouldn’t have noticed if I’d walked in with a Bushmaster assault rifle and a beard down to my Nike’s. And concerning my alleged association with this Katie person, I will go on record as saying that I did not inhale.

Much.