Whaddya mean I drive too fast???? I consider that a RACIST remark. (Sorry, Bryan... I'm not gonna diagram that pun, either).

Now, as far as my consorting with strange women in bars, you have first-hand experience with that, so I won't even bother trying to refute the charge.

So, how come I don't see a list of Andy's bad habits, huh? As far as I can tell, his list would be a mile long, too!