I'm now a card-carrying member of America's Military-Industrial-Complex!
I've been looking for a reason to open an e-Trade account ($1,000 minimum investment for 6 months) so that I could get the United Mileage Plus 5,000 mile bonus...
Can you think of a better bet right now? Raytheon makes Tomahawk Cruise Missiles, Maverick Missiles, Phalanx guns, Laser-Guided Smart Bombs, and a lot of other nice things that Saddam and Osama will be sorry to see coming their way!
Allah Akbar, MotherF$$$ers!!!