A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

The bartender gives his head and says excuse me??

The duck says I would like a beer.

The bartender says, Holy crap you're a talking duck!

The Duck says, Yeah, I am working on the construction site across the street.

The bartender exclaims, construction?? You should be in the circus you would make a mint.

The duck looks at the bartender and says, Circus??? what would they want with a bricklayer???