7:05 PM
I am leaving now...
Will be home by midnight AZ time (after all - I am over 21

The auction Pete suggested doesn't close for 2 days so no chastity belt
I will stop at the ATM to ensure I have cabfare to Chicago
I DID shave my legs Vic - but skipped my knees in honor of your suggestion

Thanks for your concerns - and I'll check in later

PS: HAVE CELL PHONE - WON'T BE ANSWERING