... now that you mentioned:

"And this time we will have diet soda"

I understand that as a kid (aren't you about 16?) mortality is the farthest thought from your mind. However, I do think that donuts and soda is the last thing that 20 or 30 chippers, just a twinkie away from a heart attack, need.

I really do appreciate the refreshments but diet soda and pretzels would do more to insure that we are actually alive for the show rather than in a coronary care unit.