but I AM a smart-aleck

Geocities is free - all you need is a (free) yahoo account. Thats where mine is.

http://www.geocities.com/mschips_az/

NOW - a HARRAH'S ANNOUNCEMENT: Take a look every one!! If you don't see it on my Harrah's pages and you have it (except the Legends sets... I have them all - just haven't added them all to my site) - I probably need it. If you have it and will sell or trade it... E_ME!! Thanks!
http://www.geocities.com/mschips_az/

BACK TO YOU RICK! : I did my site as a collector... I don't sell anything from it (I guess I could...)

If it's your first time (we won't tell anybody... but it was for me!)... they have a lot of tools to help ya out... everything is free as long as you stay under so much space (it's alot.... trust me. I am almost maxed out though but my site has what??? 20 + pages??? and Animations and little rotating chips. LOL)

If I can do a website... ANYONE can do one!!
The hardest part for me was surfing the net stealing animations
VERY time consuming