Top 10 signs your kid is addicted to gambling from "The Late Show with David Letterman, April 5, 1995, courtesy of Everything Las Vegas, Issue 193.

10. Keeps asking if he can double down on some cookies.
9. Has converted hampster's treadmill into a crude roulette wheel.
8. For a six year old, he seems to know too much about jai-alai.
7. His school lunches are comped.
6. Knows the Vegas odds on where Waldo might be.
5. There's a bookie sleeping in his treehouse.
4. Changed his middle name to "the Greek".
3. He's nine and he's dating a showgirl.
2. Says things like "Daddy needs a new skateboard".
1. He likes to ride Amtrak.