Jeez, just got back after 3400+ convention/vacation miles and have 1571 new messages waiting here! Gonna pour a cup of coffee into my Bellagio mug and use my pink Flamingo Hilton shot glass to measure in a shot of that Irish creme liqueur that I bought in Jackpot last night. Hope any posts I make by midnight make sense.

Here's the deal, cold without reading anything on the board about this item. I have a Trop convention room keycard to give away to the first e-mailer with these qualifiers!

• You're a CCGTCC member.
• You weren't at the 2001 convention in Las Vegas and were unable to acquire one of these key cards.
• You don't already have one!!!!
• You promise to keep it in your collection for at least a year (really!) or until the 2002 convention and...
• You promise (try your best!) to attend the 2002 convention!

  First e-mailer who qualifies gets it and I'm going to post your name here. Now where's that coffee cup?