It just so happens that I have a little space between meetings and I decided to check in on the degenerates.

You gotta problem wit dat?????

For every schmuck in a third-world country that plans to release "The Animal" on the same day as "Shrek", "The Mummy Returns", and "Pearl Harbor", it takes 20 minutes out of my life to undo the damage---frankly, I need a little entertainment. This is it. Capeesh?????

(I have no idea how to spell that, by the way---it's probably something like "capisce" but that would have been too confusing, so I went phonetic.)

As far as the GO is concerned, I do NOT have it---and it actually wouldn't fit into my collection, since I only collect CASINO GO's, and not GO's for dancehalls, restaurants, poker rooms, brothels, or opium dens… even if they're IN casinos.

And speaking of opium dens, I'm headed to Europe next Monday for a couple of weeks. I intend to do as much chipping as the concierges can arrange for me. I also plan to hit the antiques district in London and have a little look-see. Ya never know, eh?

So, keep those plans to stop in on your way to any town with a reasonable climate. I'll be expecting you!

Now, wave to Dubbya...