A surgeon, an engineer and a lawyer were drinking in a bar. The surgeon said, "You know, God must be a surgeon." "How do you figure that?" said the engineer while the lawyer drank his Scotch and ordered another. "Because," said the surgeon, "God created woman by taking a rib from Adam. That requires the skill of a surgeon." The lawyer continued to drink. The engineer said, "No, God is an engineer. For he started with chaos and created the universe and all of its beauty. Only an engineer could creat order and beauty from chaos." The lawyer put down his glass and said, "God is a lawyer for lawyers creat chaos."