If CHIPOLOGY 101 last year didn't give people enough reason to believe that Dick "Gee, it looks like it is off by a millimeter" Covington does indeed like variations, then just wait for CHIPOLOGY 201!!!

Hey! Wait a minute, did I just get insulted?!?

"It’d be a lot easier to deal with all this if no one cared about those damn little variations. Take Covington, for example. Please. I mean really: he gets excited because the vertical line in a cent sign slants a bit off perpendicular! “I got a new chip, I got a new chip!” Sheeeeeeesh. Like get a life! "

Hummm....

Regards,

Dick