I get so excited when the mail has a package of chips in it. Jill Bitner sent me some chips and told me there was a surprise in it.

Well I open it up and along with my chips there is a SCORPION.

Now I'm not terribly upset about opening my mail and finding a poisonous critter, heck anytime I have mail from a woman there's a seventy five percent chance that she sent me something poisonous.

What really upsets me is that thing is slabbed!