A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal
authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it
to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you
note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some
reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those
b#stards deducted $95.00.

(can you believe that the chipboard makes me alter that word?)