A use to travel weekly installing Computers for the Humana Hospital Corporation and went through either Dallas or Houston weekly. Although this is not that appropriate for the Auction, I do not think I will ever forget it.

While using the restroom facilities in the Houston airport, the following was scribbled on the wall of the commode stall.

HERE I SIT
WITH MY CHEEKS A FLEXION
GIVEN BIRTH
TO ANOTHER TEXAN!