I am doing a little auction in a few weeks and every year I tell a Texas joke. I'm out of material, so I need a really good Texas joke; Must be semi-clean and you will receive no credit for it, as I want certain people to think I thought of it. I know this is deceitfull, but I don't care. Thanks for the help and don't anyone say anything to a certain girl from Texas who co-chairs the convention. Jim