Archie...

I wouldn't take this thread too seriously. If I had to guess, I'd say that Fred/Dave and Bob/Jack are two acne-faced 13-year-olds who have nothing better to do with their time than to poke around bulletin boards here and there.

Note to the boys: Get a life. When you grow up, the girls in your class will be better looking. Trust me. Assuming you're interested, of course, I would advise you to go out, get a little sun, and start building up some of those other muscles.

I think you know what I mean.