A doctor, an engineer, and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was older.

The Doctor says, "the Scripture tells us that God took one of Adam's ribs and created women" that is the first surgery so medicine is the oldest profession."

The Engineer counters "But before God made Women he created the Earth and the Heavens that was the first and most monumental engineering task, so engineering is the oldest profession."

To which the lawyer pointed out "In the begining there was chaos . . . Just who do you think created that?"