I am posting here in a feble attempt to apologise for my brother's (JohnnyReno) previous rantings. This has gotten to be an almost full time job, as wherever there's a free speech bulletin board, JR, as we refer to him, is causing a comotion. Maybe a short explanation will help you kind folks to understand.
JR was victimized at an early age by our father,HonestHerb, who, as JR told you, is a coin dealer. As JR was rather a runt at birth, dad though it would give his son a greater value in life if he were slabbed. It was this vien attempt of unnatural compression that caused this permanent brain damage. Thank goodness our mother,BettyBoston, found JR before all hope was lost as he had just about used up all the air supply in the slab. She rushed JR to the hospital where Dr.Detroit gave her the news that JR would live, but probably incur some long lasting side effects, such as the inability to take a breath during conversation and a propensity to make a fool of himself.
It's been an uphill battle and I would not have known about this thread were it not for our sister, SaraSeattle, who is our family watchdog when it comes to JR. She was given the responsibility of tracking JR via search engines, typing in "JONNYRENO" and finding most of his postings in time to explain.
Now, if we could only figure out how to direct his "story telling" into a more productive manner, we could afford to get our sister out of her trailer and into a decent house.
Thank you for your time and if JR causes anymore comotion on your board, please email me.
CincinnatiChuck,
"CC" to my friends.
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