Fresh out of college, a blond began her new job as an elementary school counselor. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself at the end of the field, while the rest of the kids played soccer. She asked if he was all right and the boy said he was fine. A little while later she approached him again. " would you like me to be your friend?" she asked.

The boy hesitated and then said ok

Feeling that she was making progress, she then asked, " why are you standing all alone?"

Becuase, the boy replied I am the f'en goalie